What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
El if I no
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I shit myself?Comment
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Love you dear.😂Comment
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Did I really???????Comment
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One second pleaseComment
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Where’s my gun?Comment
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Boudreaux and Tibideaux were out fishing when Boudreaux gots to pee so he rolls it out and it’s pretty near in the water. A catfish comes up and grabs it by the head and bites down.
He swings it round and round, catfish don’t come off. He swings it up and down but catfish don’t come off. He bangs it on the side of the boat a catfish still don’t come off.
So he pulls it up and pokes the catfish right in the eyes and he fall off.
He turns to Tibideaux and say, I bet you can’t do that.
Tibideaux frowns and say, not you poke me in the eye like dat.🙁Comment
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So two guys are out hunting and they come across a huge hole in the ground. They can't see the bottom and are wondering how deep it is. They throw a rock in and listen but they don't hear it hit. The one guy says let's try something bigger, there's an old transmission laying over there, give me a hand.
So they carry it over to the hole, and get it swinging together, 1,2,3, and they toss it in the hole. They're looking into the hole and listening when they hear rustling and crashing in the bushes. They look and a goat comes running out of the bushes and jumps head first into the hole. They're pondering that when an old farmer comes walking up and says did either of you boys see my Billy goat around here?
They replied funny you should ask, but a Billy goat just ran out of the woods and jumped into this here hole.
The farmer says that's impossible, I had him chained to an old transmission.Last edited by Tripps; 08-25-2020, 09:39 AM.Comment
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At a conference on the supernatural, at the University of Alabama ,one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up. “Okay, now how many of you have touched a ghost?” Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd. “Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh…, had sex with a ghost?” One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. “Gosh sir, in all my years of giving this lecture, you are the first person who claimed to have had sex with a ghost, would you mind coming up and telling us about it?” The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goats!”Comment
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A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here’s your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” the Cajun says, “That is easy.” and proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,” says the Cajun. “Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.” The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. “Ere you go.” The boss scratches his head and says, “How on earth do you get that to represent 99?” “Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.” The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, “all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.” The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, “Ere you go. One hundred.” The boss looks at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!” The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, “A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred… So, when do I start?!”Comment
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