Meme wars

[1K9]

Just a few more voters.

[Dr.D]

Wow that is quite a group. If I was a profiler I'd be a bit worried.

[1K9]

They were all interpreters that were assisting us. All vetted and promised to love merica.

[Warp9.9]

[1K9]

That's what 80 million wanted.

This was a real armed insurgency. 20 years there and we did not see this coming.
The middle east border.

The south border

Nothing happens anywhere without the NSA knowing. All this is hapning coss someone with power wants it to hapn.

[Old N’ Grumpy]

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE



1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.


3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.


5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.


7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."


8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.


9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".


10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.


11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.


12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.



13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!".




Can't you just hear him say all of these?




I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four-letter word or political. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless“ with a big smile on his face, and good night!

[Rktnmypkt]

Mexican after too much Menudo?

[Mexican]

🤢🤢🤢

[Old N’ Grumpy]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

[atlsrt44]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Yes

[1olbull]

Would make my year if this only came true!!!

[Sparky]

[EasTexOutlaw]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

[Old N’ Grumpy]