Ya gotta love our governor. He does The right thing and he doesn’t give a fuck if he goes against the government, Biden whoever. If Trump doesn’t run I think you’ll see Ron DeSantis as a possible 2024 republican party candidate.
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It’s a good thing we all wore masks in Leakey 🙄Comment
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Yes, I'm sure you all did along with social distancing!Comment
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really, they've got rules that Grandpa can't be blazing when he watches the yunginz?
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😂🤣😂🤣😂 - we all wished for a Genie at that age..sigh...Last edited by Grumpy Old Codger; 05-07-2021, 06:29 PM.
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Just add the names....
Can't see a pink one though
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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Lucy and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Lucy and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! 😀😉🙄😏
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