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**1olbull** · 02-21-2022, 08:06 PM

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**rainman** · 02-22-2022, 05:24 PM

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**Tripps** · 09-25-2022, 02:04 PM

Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says, "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old pickup transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

They turn around to see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission

**Tripps** · 09-25-2022, 02:48 PM

A traveling paranormal expert is giving a lecture at a the university of Alabama. The talk turns to contact with ghosts and he asks: "has anyone here ever seen a ghost?" About 50 people raise their hands Then he asks: "Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" Around 20 people raise their hands. The expert then asks if anyone has ever touched a ghost, ten or so people raise their hands. Next, having his interests peaked, he asks the class if anyone has ever made love to a ghost. One man in the back raises his hand. "Really sir", says the expert, "Would you mind coming to the front of the class and talking about your experience?" The man says sure and walks to the front of the class. "So, tell us about when you had sex with a ghost." The man looks confused, "A ghost? I thought you said 'goats"

**BREEZE** · 10-16-2022, 11:53 AM

Ended buying a franchise in Pensacola the other day. Went into Burger King drive through guy I couldn’t understand took my order sounded like he was asking me if wanted French fries and Pepsi cola told him yes please didn’t know he sold me a franchise in Pensacola till I got the bill

**BREEZE** · 10-16-2022, 01:16 PM

My supervisor ( toolpusher) yelled at me last night at work said he been looking for me for an hour asked what and where have I been told him I was hiding he asked me why I said cuz good help is hard to find