Fella walks into a bar and says to the tender " hey mate , do you wanna buy a talking dog " ?
Bar tender replies , " talking dog , don't be so ridiculous! "
At this point the dog looks up and says , " yes sir , I am in fact a talking dog , not only am I a talking dog but I am fluent in 7 languages , including Russian , Arabic and mandolin ."
The barman says , " that's amazing , he really is a talking dog " ?
The dog then continues , " Not only do I talk sir , but I hold numerous awards , for finding land mines in Afghanistan, for dragging people from burning houses and in the winter I lend my services in the Alps , where I have been honoured for finding and digging many people out from avalanches " !
" I'm flabbergasted " says the bartender . " Why on earth would you ever want to sell such an amazing dog " ?
The dogs owner looks at the dog , and then back at the bartender and says ,
" IM SICK OF HIS FUCKING LIES " !
Bar tender replies , " talking dog , don't be so ridiculous! "
At this point the dog looks up and says , " yes sir , I am in fact a talking dog , not only am I a talking dog but I am fluent in 7 languages , including Russian , Arabic and mandolin ."
The barman says , " that's amazing , he really is a talking dog " ?
The dog then continues , " Not only do I talk sir , but I hold numerous awards , for finding land mines in Afghanistan, for dragging people from burning houses and in the winter I lend my services in the Alps , where I have been honoured for finding and digging many people out from avalanches " !
" I'm flabbergasted " says the bartender . " Why on earth would you ever want to sell such an amazing dog " ?
The dogs owner looks at the dog , and then back at the bartender and says ,
" IM SICK OF HIS FUCKING LIES " !
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