Florida Man

[Tripps]

We're way overdue for a Florida Man thread, there's such a wealth of material. Full contact encounter indeed...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/captive...n-florida-zoo/

[1olbull]

We're way overdue for a Florida Man thread, there's such a wealth of material. Full contact encounter indeed...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/captive...n-florida-zoo/

Fuckin' idiot!

[KCIA31]

Darwin award winner😱

[Dr.D]

He got what he paid for. Full contact ass whipping. Maybe he’ll try to find a blow job from a rattlesnake.

[BREEZE]

Hope you an others got the candles and such ready looks like this latest storm heading for you be carefull

[Tripps]

Hope you an others got the candles and such ready looks like this latest storm heading for you be carefull

It just figured out where Steel is it's already turning West. 😉

[Steel]

It just figured out where Steel is it's already turning West. 😉

I need a disguise 😬

[BREEZE]

pillsbury dough boy?

[Steel]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dr.D]

Double dough boy

[skydog1000]

Need a like button for the Pillsbury Dough Boy

[BREEZE]

my attempt to be funny (failed pretty bad didnt I)

[Dr.D]

Heck no bro you was super funny, me likey.

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Our state does take the cake for the crazy nutty and bizarre. No one even comes close. Hey, The National Enquirer isn’t based here (Lantana, Florida) by accident. They want to be right here where the action is!

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Tonight’s example....

Florida man tosses Thanksgiving turkey into pool to defrost...

CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) – A Clearwater man’s “family tradition” of defrosting a Thanksgiving turkey is getting a lot of attention on Facebook.

Mark O’Donnell filmed a Facebook Live of his family plopping a 16-pound turkey into their swimming pool to defrost. He said the tradition has existed for 18 years.

“We thaw our turkey in the pool,” he says in the video. “That’s what you do when you live in Florida, right?”

O’Donnell said he checks several times for any leaks before tossing into the chlorinated pool.

[Tripps]

At the local lumber yard in Florida yesterday.

[1K9]

Maybe you will convert. DeSantis is your huckleberry. He might end up in the WH.

[Tripps]

Convert from what to what? I believe in conservative principles, certainly not in Trump. There's about zero chance of any conversation on my part in that respect.

[Tripps]

And DeSantis sucked Trump's dick way too hard to ever get my vote

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Lol

[Tripps]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Never a shortage of these stories...


Florida man arrested for tossing golf clubs into highway traffic, punching trooper
https://www.local10.com/news/florida...ching-trooper/

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Now we have iguana's falling from the skies here in Floriduh!

https://www.breitbart.com/environmen...L4G2fzpTieAtzU

[Tripps]

Fucking 26 tonight in northern Florida