Florida Man

[Tripps]

WFLA: Driving instructor arrested on DUI charge in Pasco County.
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-coun...-pasco-county/

[Mighty Mouse]

Natural Lite Beer? It's important to count calories when you drive with a .24 BA. How many of those beers would it take to be a .24? Around 16 in 2 hours.

[Tripps]

I don't think 16 would do it
My friend Jamie is 6' 3" and 350 lbs , the bottle caps represent the last 2 hours or less, and he's got 5 in the bucket. Never seen him obviously drunk, he probably averages 30-36 in a 2 or 3 hour drinking session. 2 swallows per bottle, he just pours it down his throat.

[Mighty Mouse]

Some wake up a .10. You do get a tolerance though.

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Drinking like that he's not long for this earth.

[Tripps]

My friend Mark the bar owner introduced the bucket of beers strictly for Jamie, otherwise he'd need someone full time just going back and forth fetching him beers

[atlsrt44]

https://mobile.twitter.com/m/status/1511451598265933824

[Mighty Mouse]

Now that is entertainment!

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Hilarious!

[Tripps]

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Sick and stupid world we live in.

[Mighty Mouse]

Speedy was bad ass. Second only to Mighty Mouse and just above Under Dog and Atom Ant. (yes, tv was my babysitter on Saturday mornings)

[Tripps]

WFLA: Florida man calls deputies for help after tying up couple for 2 days.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...le-for-2-days/

[FE_rex]

Speedy was bad ass. Second only to Mighty Mouse and just above Under Dog and Atom Ant. (yes, tv was my babysitter on Saturday mornings)

Andale andale arriba arriba

Here I come to save the day

Speed of lightning / Roar of thunder / Fighting all who rob or plunder

[Mighty Mouse]

Up and at em, Atom Ant.😄

[atlsrt44]

WFLA: Florida man calls deputies for help after tying up couple for 2 days.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...le-for-2-days/

Pos as he may be. At least he told someone. How long could they have been there otherwise

[Tripps]

KOMO News: Police: Man lights crack pipe with cops sitting 10 feet away; chaotic traffic stop ensues.
https://komonews.com/news/nation-wor...aw-enforcement

[Tripps]

WFLA: Florida bride accused of lacing wedding food with drugs, reports say.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...s-reports-say/

[Old N’ Grumpy]

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A suspected drunken driver landed behind bars Tuesday after he drove around Clearwater, got lost and called 911, police said.
://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/suspected-drunken-driver-gets-lost-in-clearwater-calls-911-on-himself/

[Tripps]

This guy is going to be real hard to spot.

WFLA: Florida inmate escapes work release, deputies say.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...e-deputes-say/

[Mighty Mouse]

That moron won't be hard to find. In California he wouldn't have been in jail. Cite, release, rinse, repeat.

[Old N’ Grumpy]

[EasTexOutlaw]

Chris? Randy? you ok????????????

[Mighty Mouse]

Guilty as charged. I mean, who on here didn't do stuff like that in our younger days. Sometimes when you're bored in the car you need to talk about what ever 'pops up'.

[1olbull]

Guilty as charged. I mean, who on here didn't do stuff like that in our younger days. Sometimes when you're bored in the car you need to talk about what ever 'pops up'.

This guy was a lightweight! (man on man perhaps?)
I NEVER EVER drifted outta my lane and I have an approximate 35 rep data base over many years.
Must admit, however, when dos huevos became involved, I pulled over. 😵

[EasTexOutlaw]

😳😳😳

[Tripps]

My neighbor told me his wife was giving him a hummer once and it was icey and they spun off the road and he said she never missed a beat, her head never came up.

[EasTexOutlaw]

😳😳😳

[1olbull]

BS!