Florida Man

[Tripps]

[Tripps]

Damn, big balls

http://New York Post : Chilling video captures Florida man fighting off bear to protect his dogs. https://nypost.com/2022/01/21/florida-man-fights-off-bear-to-protect-his-dogs-video/

[Tripps]

HuffPost: Florida Man Steals Car; Train Sends It Crashing Into House.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/car-c...b050042430daf7

[1olbull]

Huff Post is a POS!

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Too bad the perp was able to jump from the stolen car before the train hit. Ruined a happy ending for me.

[Tripps]

I know what you mean Steve, I hate when sites don't tell me only the things I want to hear.😉

[Tripps]

WKMG News 6 & ClickOrlando: VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...officials-say/

[1olbull]

It was obvious she was a Couldn't Understand Normal Talking.

[Old N’ Grumpy]

“Stop spitting,” said the officer.
“I only spit one time,” replied Alston

"While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Alston ripped apart the police vehicle’s fabric headliner and defecated in the seat, causing an estimated $1,200 in damage, according to an arrest report."

What kind of fucking animal is this?

[Tripps]

Assholes abound

[Sparky]

Traveling brings out the best in peoples

[1olbull]

I know what you mean Steve, I hate when sites don't tell me only the things I want to hear.😉

😜

[Tripps]

❤❤❤😁

[Tripps]

Don't shoot the messenger.

https://youtu.be/o-PO6pIo3s4

[1olbull]

Don't shoot the messenger.

https://youtu.be/o-PO6pIo3s4

Diggin' this fine jazz as I write this.
Gratitude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snvvOwrKgmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt9_...vvkJNY&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHOg...&start_radio=1
Mad Dog

[Tripps]

That's your daughter, right? Very nice.

[Mad Dog]

She is good!

[Tripps]

WFLA: Florida man says he’s ‘high and happy’ during DUI traffic stop, deputies say.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...-deputies-say/

[Tripps]

What in hell is wrong with people...

HuffPost: Former Louisiana Teacher Admits Feeding Students Sperm-Laced Cupcakes.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cynth...cid=NEWSSTAND0 001

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Everything...just when you thought it couldn't get any sicker!

[Mighty Mouse]

Usually sex crazed couples are meth freaks'.

[Mighty Mouse]

So a female cop goes into a donut store and buys a donut. The cook see's the attractive cop, doesn't like cops and whacks off into the batter. The female cop takes one bite of the donut and goes back and arrests the cook. The cook stated, "You didn't see me how did you know". The cop stated , "I recognized the taste." True story!
Not a true story 😁

[Tripps]

True story , claimed anyway, by a guy I used to work for, when he was in the army, a guy was sleeping, they rubbed an orange peel on his
lip, and had a guy standing there with his dick hanging out when he opened his eyes. He was fighting mad, they were holding the guy back, trying to tell him it was a joke, it was really an orange peel, he said fuck you, I know what a dick tastes like. Then finally started laughing when he realized what he said.

[FE_rex]

So a female cop goes into a donut store and buys a donut. The cook see's the attractive cop, doesn't like cops and whacks off into the batter. The female cop takes one bite of the donut and goes back and arrests the cook. The cook stated, "You didn't see me how did you know". The cop stated , "I recognized the taste." True story!
Not a true story 😁

[Tripps]

[1olbull]

Northern CA is conservative and would NOT be a pushover.
Slide that, "This part wouldn't be that tough" up and over Wa & OR
THEN you have a map!

[Mighty Mouse]

I agree. I was going to respond before I saw your post. Most anyplace north of Suckramento is conservative (for now with dipshits leaving SF to make this area liberal) Lots of guns and conservatives up to the Oregon border so no, this area would in fact be tough.

[Tripps]

WFLA: Spring Hill man calls 911 to ask if his meth is real.
https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news...-meth-is-real/

[Old N’ Grumpy]

Winner winner...chicken dinner!

[Tripps]

WFLA: Florida man found with drugs after getting trapped in port-a-potty.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...-port-a-potty/

[Mighty Mouse]

If you go into a porta potty in weather over 85 degrees you in fact will scream for help also. It's a violation of every sense you have. Nightmare material.