A deal with the devil? Or a great negotiator?

[Rktnmypkt]

My wife is dead set against guns in the house, (her brother shot him self in the head, selfish prick)
she also doesn’t want another dog since our daughter took hers to Fernley NV with her....

Me: Honey I’m either getting a gun or a dog, it’s one or the other you choose.....

Her: neither!

Me: Sorry baby but it’s one or the other...

Her: No.... (looking worried)

Me: ( gives her 5 minutes to fret)
Ok then a new motorcycle

Her: Ok!!!’

Me to myself: That was easy!

[EasTexOutlaw]

That is "The Art of the Deal"............................................. ..

[EasTexOutlaw]

Have her throw in the smoker too

[Mighty Mouse]

If you would have been a better negotiator you could have gotten me a new motorcycle also.😡

[Tripps]

I know, the hell with your friends, right?

[Dr.D]

No guns in the house?😱

I could not abide that. I’m glad you are getting a new bike.

[BREEZE]

been noticing ammo is getting scarce again whats up?

[EasTexOutlaw]

People are arming themselves at a record pace

[Tripps]

No doubt

[Mexican]

No guns in the house?😱

I could not abide that. I’m glad you are getting a new bike.

Me either, i have so many guns and rifles that i had to buy a second safe

[BREEZE]

mine are hidden around the house ,garage,and vehicles

[Dr.D]

Me either, i have so many guns and rifles that i had to buy a second safe

My first one is pretty full I may have to stop buying guns.🤒