My wife left me …… again

[Rktnmypkt]

Well my wife is once again on her semi annual trip to Mexico, Once again she has left me alone to fend for myself as she travels around the Mexican countryside doing lecherous things in the back of a mariachi van with drunken Mariachis.

i’m sure she has lost count of the amount of instruments she has played….

me? I get up in the morning go to work come home watch TV go to bed masturbate get up go to work day after day after day it’s the same thing…. Frankly I don’t think I have enough socks to keep up with my nocturnal emissions……

fortunately she’ll be home in about a week…… until then… Does anyone have some socks I could borrow?

[1olbull]

I have plenty of socks that I never use, but none nearly small enough for you, Amigo!

[BREEZE]

are you scaring youreself again?

[Sparky]

Don't all the youngsters sell socks @ the on ramp of the expressway? Stop by on the way t'work

[EasTexOutlaw]

me? I get up in the morning, masturbate, go to work, masturbate, come home watch TV, masturbate, go to bed, masturbate get up, masturbate, go to work, masturbate day after day after day it’s the same thing…. Frankly I don’t think I have enough socks to keep up with my nocturnal emissions……

Fixed it for ya
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[Mighty Mouse]

Use your left hand as it feels like someone else. Also pour beer on your left hand so it has beer breath. I'm certain your right arm could crush metal so switch it up a bit Popeye.

[rainman]

Just turn ur socks inside out