New sneakers

[Tripps]

My wife hates my $13 Walmart sneakers, it's been a bone of contention for years. A week ago she announced that she bought me a pair of sneakers online. Whatever. So yesterday a package came, I felt the bag, aha, my new sneakers. Imagine my shock when I pulled these out, wtf were you thinking? But truthfully, i realize almost right away that that they were about half the size of my big ugly feet, obviously for her. But for a minute there...
Still waiting for my new sneakers.

[EasTexOutlaw]

Hey boy, ya look mighty cute in them sneakers, why don’t ya bend over.......

[Tripps]

Shit, I dropped the soap

[Dr.D]

Those are just darling. Cut the ends off and just let your big ugly toes hang out, she’ll love em. Sweet revenge.

[EasTexOutlaw]

Mel has matching boots 😳😂😳😳

[Dr.D]

Almost.

[EasTexOutlaw]

[EasTexOutlaw]

Chris, someone needs to borrow your sneakers!



Only in Texas 😞
This is one of many reasons I hate going to Golden Corral!
This low carb diet is going to kill me 😭