Bout nothing

[EasTexOutlaw]

Terry is this more to your liking???



dat der’s a sack-a-dillo

[Mighty Mouse]

Ha! I have to say it does resemble my freshly shorn man berries. Sometimes they have a mind of their own.

[EasTexOutlaw]

And your twig barley shows it’s eye 😳

[Mighty Mouse]

Twig? How dare you sir! Please don't make this into a show me a pic of your sledge hammer. If so, I'm tapping out now. You would need a wide lens anyway, jus sayin.

[EasTexOutlaw]

Oh, I'm dying laughing!

[Mighty Mouse]

So an old cowboy named EasTexOutlaw walked into a saloon (or bar for you California metro's), with his trusty horse at his side and he told the bartender, "Will you give me a free beer if I make my horse laugh?" The bartender looked at Tex and said, "Yes I will give you a free beer and your horse also." Tex then whispered into his horse's ear and the horse started laughing hysterically. Tex then said "Will you give us both a bottle of your finest Whiskey if I make my horse cry?" The bartender said Hell yes I will. Tex took the horse over to the corner and the next thing you know the horse is crying. The bartender asked Tex what he said to his horse to make him laugh. "Well, to make my horse laugh I told him my Dick and Nuts were bigger than his. The bartender then asked, "what did you say to make your poor horse cry? Tex then looked at the bartender and said, "I showed him". Thank you and good night. 🐴

[rainman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[EasTexOutlaw]

Damn fairy tales 🤬

[Mighty Mouse]

Just a tale, no fairies involved.😎

[EasTexOutlaw]

[rainman]

[rainman]

[rainman]

[Mighty Mouse]

Don't think for a second there isn't a motorcycle face cover of Jason out there. I've seen the Predator and a few others but my EasTex face really scares the people.

[EasTexOutlaw]

A face only a mother can love

[rainman]

[rainman]

[rainman]

[rainman]

[1olbull]

GOODUN Amigo!

[rainman]

Stole it from Wendy

[1olbull]

Stole it from Wendy

Wendy would definately know!!!
Tis just too bad so many pretend not to know the difference!
Keenly aware that females possess the keys to sex, I tried identifying as a woman once.
It failed miseradly; Proving the poem is true and accurate! 👍

[EasTexOutlaw]

If ya don’t know Texas Gov Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair - both legs are inoperable

[EasTexOutlaw]