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Won a poker tournament last night, nothing like holding an ace and see 3 more come up on the board. 😁
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Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, which weighs 80 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke in intensive care with tubes coming out of most orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and got hit by a car.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore...Comment
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Now Mouse, just opinions. Nothing else 🙄
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My God man.....What is your search history like if you found a picture like this?????
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