Bout nothing

[EasTexOutlaw]

Izit Christmas yet?!?!?!

[EasTexOutlaw]

[Mighty Mouse]

Much respect.🤣😂

[EasTexOutlaw]

[Mighty Mouse]

This sums up a good portion of Berkeley.

[EasTexOutlaw]

[rainman]

[EasTexOutlaw]

Or the bell pepper gotta bell banger!

[Mighty Mouse]

Or a Bell Pecker.

[rainman]

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. These ducks are from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here ducks from Virginia. You got Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again, the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!” Cowboy's-just for fun 🇺🇦🇺🇸

[rainman]

[rainman]

[EasTexOutlaw]

[EasTexOutlaw]

[Sparky]

Is that where the meat curtain hangs around?

[EasTexOutlaw]

Her name is Fiona…. Fiona Flapps

[EasTexOutlaw]

[rainman]

https://youtu.be/u1LmJLBH6Fw

[rainman]

Well I'm in the emergency room now. Ugh!! 😢 Today was not a good day at all. I decided to go horseback riding, to ease the boredom... something I haven't done in awhile. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out fine. Nice and slow, but then we went a little faster. Before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off. I caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Hit my head, banged up my back and elbow, pretty good and tore my pants half off me !
Thank goodness the kind manager at Dollar General came out and unplugged the machine. But, she had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't ride the Elephant or Motorcycle. I was also banned from the Merry-go-round. The nerve!
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, paste for someone else to get a laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[EasTexOutlaw]

You crazy ass! I was reading that out loud and Laura said, but you just talked to him earlier! Before I got to the obvious part. Shit, you scared us 😤

[Sparky]

Frickin CLASSIC.....LOL

[rainman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rainman]

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...ol-satan-club/

[EasTexOutlaw]

Sadly, nothing surprises me any more.
The enemy is all amongst us.
Keep marching to the high ground

[stingray]

How grand. Something for all the little transgender demons and influencers.