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        #18
        A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he

        had just bought, and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy

        this car could've fed thousands of less fortunate people. His response to this man made

        him famous on the internet. READ his story as stated on Facebook below:



        A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said,

        "I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?

        I replied I'm not sure;

        it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,

        it fed the people who make the tires,

        it fed the people who made the components that went into it,

        it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,

        it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.

        It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer

        and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

        BUT, I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed…



        That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.

        When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them dignity for their skills.

        When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth.

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          #19
          Subject: Hell Freezes Over!
           The following is a question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared
          it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

          Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?


          Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.



          One student, however, wrote the following:

          First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
          I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
          As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

          With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
          Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.



          This gives two possibilities:


          1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
          increase until all Hell breaks loose.

          2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

          So which is it?

          If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
          Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .....leaving only Heaven,
          thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


          THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

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            #20
            Helmet on ground need help
            What does a helmet mean on the ground?
            All bikers know that putting the helmet on the floor is bad luck, what everyone doesn't know is that; the helmet on the ground is the international rescue signal of the biker code.
            🏍
            So if you observe a biker on the road with the helmet on the ground, don't hesitate to stop and bring him help, today for him, tomorrow for you.
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            • 1K9
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              Great idea. Never heard of it. When I see I bike stopped most times, stop and ask... all A-Ok? Started carrying a litter of gas in a metal bottle. Most folks have a cellphone to call for help but help might take a long time coming. A litter will take you at least 12 miles closer to safety or gas.

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              • 1olbull
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                Sounds like lyrics to a Bob Seger song.

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              • 1olbull
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                Regarding the worth of a loyal brother . . . Oh so TRUE!!!
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                #25
                JUST FRED - Humor An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

                'Fred,' he replies.

                'Fred what?' the officer asks.

                'Just Fred,' the man responds.

                The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

                The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

                The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

                The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

                Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

                The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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                  • Tripps
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                    Exactly

                  #27
                  TOTAL LIVES : I am on my 11th cycle

                  Each soul is said to have 13 physical lives, you die and reincarnate your essence, but without remembering anything of your past lives. (That’s why people experience things like Deja vu)

                  Until you die 13 times and then your soul disappears from this world - because the light of your energy will have reached its final cycle.

                  It is also said that in these 13 lives you can not repeat the mistakes of your past lives, it is a condemnation that your soul lives to be able to reach the final ascension in certain cases they are born with marks of violent past deaths.

                  It should be noted that you can even know what life you are going, since it has a connection with your date of birth.

                  Add all the numbers of your date of birth omitting zero, if the result is greater than 13, add each of the digits (add the digits of your end result) if it returns more than 13, add the numbers again. ONLY ADD THE NUMBERS A SECOND TIME IF YOUR SUM IS MORE THAN 13

                  Example: I was born on June 24 1997
                  6 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 9 + 9 + 7 = 38

                  3 + 8 = 11

                  I’m in my 11th life

                  What life are you in?

                  ©️

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                  • Brgsprint
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                    I am in your 11th life.

                  #28
                  This is begging to be presented as math problems.
                  1. Solve for the birthdate of living persons <100 on their 13th life.
                  2. Solve for the birthdates of living persons <100 years old on their 1st life.

                  I did the first one in my head, think you’re going to have to write the equation to solve the second one anytime soon. Who remembers how to do it?

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                    #29
                    I'ma live this one life - Ya'll are welcome to cash in my other 12..........................................

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                    • 1K9
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                      Death is the end of life of all living things. The only way to get some to behave while here on earth is to threaten them with hell or promise them heaven. That is psychology, not superstition.

                    • Tripps
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                      The carrot and the stick

                    • Mad Dog
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                      Religion is the opiate of the people. - Karl Marx

                    #30
                    What would be the point of multiple lives if you could not recall the previous ones and have a chance to learn and improve. All subsequent lives would just be a dumb luck experience with no evolutionary potential.

                    I must have been a vagina in my last life because I feel like I’m constantly getting fucked in this one.🤣

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                    • Mad Dog
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                      “It is also said that in these 13 lives you can not repeat the mistakes of your past lives, it is a condemnation that your soul lives to be able to reach the final ascension“

                    • Dr.D
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                      Well John I must be early in my lives and have committed no mistakes in the past ones cause I’ve made a few in this one.

                    • Tripps
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                      If you don't remember, then it's not you. You are your memories.
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