My fun tale . . .
I had a good time last night that I wish to share. I climbed into bed about 2:45 this morning and had been there maybe 5 minutes had not fallen asleep when I heard Kitty yell, "Son of a bitch, you cock sucker!" She had bounded out of bed and was looking out the window at the driveway. Next thing I knew she took off on a run and I climbed out of bed with nothing on but my skivvies and gave chase. Grabbed my gun and outside we went. I confronted a black male standing between our Honda crv and an identical one parked on our front lawn. I confronted the fucker with my gun in his face. Screaming between us ensued and he was trying to play like nothing was wrong, but he refused to obey my commands. Once he knew I was not going to shoot, he slowly moved back to and into his car.
I could shoot or jump on him, but declined. I even cocked the gun while in his face for emphasis. I continued to threaten him, while keenly focused on his hands. Had his hands went to, or below waist height, I'da shot him.
10 min went by until popo arrival.
When he saw the cop arrive, he peeled out on my lawn and escaped.
I consideredshooting out a front tire, but chickenef out. Now wish I had!
Big pursuit involving 5 agencies. Got him with a PITT 88th & STW.
Cop came back and took me to the scene for an ID. Fucker had a stolen gun in holster at his hip and the car was stolen and he had a warrant for 1st degree assault.
The coppers were all fine young men and curious about the old days. We visited for an hour and I got to confront the puke once more, this time with some clothes on and a, "Howdy fucker, member me?"
I had a good time last night that I wish to share. I climbed into bed about 2:45 this morning and had been there maybe 5 minutes had not fallen asleep when I heard Kitty yell, "Son of a bitch, you cock sucker!" She had bounded out of bed and was looking out the window at the driveway. Next thing I knew she took off on a run and I climbed out of bed with nothing on but my skivvies and gave chase. Grabbed my gun and outside we went. I confronted a black male standing between our Honda crv and an identical one parked on our front lawn. I confronted the fucker with my gun in his face. Screaming between us ensued and he was trying to play like nothing was wrong, but he refused to obey my commands. Once he knew I was not going to shoot, he slowly moved back to and into his car.
I could shoot or jump on him, but declined. I even cocked the gun while in his face for emphasis. I continued to threaten him, while keenly focused on his hands. Had his hands went to, or below waist height, I'da shot him.
10 min went by until popo arrival.
When he saw the cop arrive, he peeled out on my lawn and escaped.
I consideredshooting out a front tire, but chickenef out. Now wish I had!
Big pursuit involving 5 agencies. Got him with a PITT 88th & STW.
Cop came back and took me to the scene for an ID. Fucker had a stolen gun in holster at his hip and the car was stolen and he had a warrant for 1st degree assault.
The coppers were all fine young men and curious about the old days. We visited for an hour and I got to confront the puke once more, this time with some clothes on and a, "Howdy fucker, member me?"

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