Broken bike

[Mexican]

me??? nahhh, i only drink water

[Idaho Red Rocket 3]

Hey Mad Dog how are you doing these days ? What has the time to heel done for you ? How did the bike turn out too ?

[Mad Dog]

Hey Bill,
Thanks for asking, I’m fine. I’ve been stuck on a job in Nashville since the first of November, lots of schedule pressure and living in a motel with shitty internet, which explains my absence around here lately. So, I’m away from my toys. I’ve been threatening to haul the bike out here and put it in Kevin Frazier’s garage but right now it’s 12 hours away, so little has been done, but it’s OK. I was riding it around with bent pieces still on it before I left. I think the biggest issue I’m going to have is maybe the dents in the gas tank, I’m hoping a good body man can work them out and give me some fresh paint. Thanks again for asking my friend.

[Idaho Red Rocket 3]

Good to hear you are well. I hope you are pain free and having no after affects.

Just throwing out a suggestion. Get your son to take the bike to a shop while you are away in Nashville. That will make it fixed and ready for you when you get home.

[Rocket Scientist]

I missed the story, what happened John ?

[Mad Dog]

Braked down hard right before a cattle guard, rear end came out, don’t remember a lot after that but it sounded spectacular. My story is a normal man wouldn’t have survived it, and I’m sticken to it.

[Mexican]

I can testifie to it, it did look spectacular, you are right John, don't know how you are walking but im glad you are walking

[BREEZE]

just 1 bike between him and me did not look pretty from what I saw surprised bike and John came out as clean as they did

[1olbull]

I missed the story, what happened John ?

Patience my robotic fixer. "The Rest of the Story" in Leakey.

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“The years don’t always add wisdom, but they do add perspective.”- Paul Harvey.

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[1olbull]

So tough it should have it's own flag.

Amigo,
Just for the sake of clarity in understanding and FYI . . .
The flag you fly is not a vagina - tis a uterus.
A small part at the bottom of the uteris is the vagina.
Just sayin' . . .

[EasTexOutlaw]

Pussy....................... Still undefeated

[1olbull]

I know my way around a vagina. If you don't believe me ask your ex-girlfriend.😁

EX girlfriend? Wow, that sure goes a ways back.
Let's see . . . I was married in 75, so the ex girlfriend would be 72 now.
That there is some old ass vajayjay!
She the one gave you the "mouse" handle?

[1olbull]

You sucked the fun out of that joke. Remember, next time someone tells a funny just laugh and don't dissect it (even if it's not funny which in my case is every joke), you're giving me a complex.

Hey there! I DO NOT suck anything! 😄
Truly, I am not questioning and do not doubt your vagina navigation prowess.
I always enjoy learning, so in the spirit of full disclosure . . . I was confused seeing that pix that was presented as a vagina.
I reckoned that to me it looked nothing like the catalogue of vaginas I have spent time with . . . it looked like a bullhead, so I did a little educational research and learned it was, in fact, a representation of something entirely different . . . a uterus.
Admittedly, I have never had my head in there deep enough to actually observe a uterus first hand, so I was ignorant to its look and shape.
Must I reckon that I was the only one not identifying that scribble as a vagina???
Come on now - be honest - that did not appear to be a vagina.

[Dr.D]

It was not just a uterus. Don’t forget the Fallopian tubes.😂

[Mexican]

Since when we are gynecologists?

[EasTexOutlaw]

You rang?